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Give Your Audiences
Ideas They Cannot Forget
In Words They Will Love To Repeat

How To Create Witty Sayings

Witty Self-Expression Site

Life Sayings and Mis-Quotes

How To Create T-shirt Designs To Sell On The Web

"wit n the ability to relate seemingly disparate things so as to illuminate or amuse; an imaginatively perceptive and articulate individual..."

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About Our Teacher, Thomas Christopher

Thomas (TC) Christopher, is a part time writer, speaker, storyteller, poet and web entrepreneur. He offers T-shirt designs for the witty at Witty Self-Expression . Currently he is developing a series of ebooks, teleseminars, and workshops on public speaking style and humor, including: Creating Memorable Speeches, Humorous Plays on Words, and Easy Humor.

He was a professor of computer science for 20 years at Illinois Institute of Technology before resigning to write books full time. In spare moments, he is a contra dancer and choreographer, a public speaker (holding an ATM-G in Toastmasters - their highest speaking rank), and a Unitarian Universalist lay preacher.

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A CD with step by step instructions and software to publish your own book print on demand.


Books are printed on demand. Pay only for those you need and can sell.


CD ncludes step-by-step video instructions. See a book prepared and sent to a printer in less than a week while you follow along yourself.


Get started sooner. Get finished sooner. When you see what to do, you won't wait to start, and you won't spend hours figuring out how to do it.


All the PC software you need is included. It installs from the CD.


You can have all online and bookstore sales handled for you.


Write your book just by speaking. Or buy private label rights. Or reuse articles you are writing anyway. Hear over a dozen ways to get the content for your book.

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Make Them Want to Quote You: 
Become Famous for Your Cool Sayings and Meaningful Quotes

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These articles from ToWit, a limited circulation ezine on how to be witty, explain actual procedures for making people want to memorize what you say so that they can quote you. For titles, for headlines, for ads, for slogans, for take-away lines and applause lines in speeches, for sparkle in your writing, for T-shirts, mugs, and bumper stickers, and more, you need to be able to craft a "phrase that pays." This book shows you how. Give people ideas they cannot forget in words they will love to repeat. Become famous for your own cool sayings and meaningful quotes.

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