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Thomas (TC) Christopher, is a part time writer, speaker, storyteller, poet and web entrepreneur. He offers T-shirt designs for the witty at Witty Self-Expression . Currently he is developing a series of ebooks, teleseminars, and workshops on public speaking style and humor, including: Creating Memorable Speeches, Humorous Plays on Words, and Easy Humor.

He was a professor of computer science for 20 years at Illinois Institute of Technology before resigning to write books full time. In spare moments, he is a contra dancer and choreographer, a public speaker (holding an ATM-G in Toastmasters - their highest speaking rank), and a Unitarian Universalist lay preacher.

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